Whoh what a coninkidink

Funny. Looking at the title of the last post I could have gone all Lady Antebellum and said:

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.

Strange things happen in life, don't cha know.

When You Can't Sleep

"Early to bed, early to rise"

Ha. Like that's going to happen anytime soon.

"The early bird gets the worm."

I'm not a damn bird. And worms are weird.

"If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters."

Too true.

"I'd like mornings better if they started later."

This.

"I wake up every morning at nine and grab the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up." - Benjamin Franklin

P.S.

Oh yeah, and I got my Rocket Poppeteers certificate in the mail. I'm part of the Super Speedflier Fleet.

Ka-pow kids!!

Memory and Thought

True, true

*eye twitch*

:

Good day, sir

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing
so the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
And they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing!